Christmas Jokes

Here are some Christmas jokes from Rose (P3) and Jack (P3). We hope you enjoy them and have a lovely Christmas holiday and a happy New Year.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

What do you call a melted Christmas pudding?
A muddy puddle!

What did the snowman order at McDonalds?
Icebergers with chilli sauce.

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
I smell carrot.