1) Q: How do you make a fruit punch?
A: Give it boxing lessons.
2) What did the math book say to the other math book?
Boy do I have problems!
3) Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.
4) Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!
5) Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
6) Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
7) Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming!
8) Q: Why did the traffic light turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!